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Funeral Parlor

from Demo Number One (Kuato) by The Doug Quaids

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Just don't get pumped full of embalming fluid

lyrics

Bring your dead dad
to the funeral parlor on woodford's ave

have no fear
dry your tears
we're not here
to profiteer

we'll respect your corpse
put it in a plastic bag in a cubby at the morgue
or slide it down a chute into the crematorium
Im often envious the slide looks so fun
looks so fun
looks so fun

THIS BODY HOLDS NO SOUL
ROW ME DOWN THE RIVER
IF YOUR FEET ARE GETTING COLD

make use of my body
throw it at the kids if they're being naughty
rip my heart out and throw it at god
feed my entrails to the fucking dog
if your fires running low
use my legs as logs

THIS BODY HOLDS NO SOUL
ROW ME DOWN THE RIVER
IF YOUR FEET ARE GETTING COLD

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from Demo Number One (Kuato), released October 9, 2016

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The Doug Quaids Portland, Maine

Thomas - Singing and also The Six Stringed Electric Guitar and the rock drum kit
The Stank Jarred) -the thirty string neon dean and rock drum kit

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